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Let’s Talk About Kratom and Pooping (Because Somebody Has To)

Look, we all love the leaf. It’s calm in the chaos. It’s relief in a cup. It’s focus, or peace, or “finally, I can function today.”

But let’s not pretend there’s not a shadow side to this herbal hero.

We’re talking about…
The Kratom Poops.
Or more accurately: The Lack Thereof.

If you’ve found yourself staring into the middle distance, wondering if your digestive system has been put on indefinite furlough—congrats. You’re not broken. You’re just backed up by botanicals.

Here’s the deal:
Kratom’s primary alkaloids—mitragynine and 7-hydroxymitragynine—bind to the same opioid receptors that prescription pain meds do. And just like their pharmaceutical cousins, they can slow your gut way down.

So what can you do to get back on track?

Tip #1: Hydrate Like You Mean It
Drinking plenty of non-alcoholic liquids is your first line of defense. Kratom’s natural dehydrating effect can dry you out faster than your ex at a dinner party. Water, herbal tea, electrolyte drinks—drink them all. Your colon will thank you.

Tip #2: Embrace the Power of the Poop Knife
Yes. It’s real. No, we didn’t invent it. If you know, you know. And if you don’t… well, let’s just say: sometimes, you need to call in the heavy artillery. It’s not glamorous. But it gets the job done.

Bonus Tips:
Add magnesium citrate to your routine. It helps move things along without being harsh.

Eat real food with fiber. Like fruit. Or actual vegetables. (We know, wild concept.)

Take breaks. Your system needs a breather too.

Kratom isn’t the enemy—being unprepared is.
So take care of your gut, hydrate like a champ, and maybe keep a Poop Knife on standby.

Because you deserve regularity.
You deserve movement.
You deserve… a stress-free #2.